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SCHULTZ VS GROOVEY TV’S GAUNTLET INTERVIEW SERIES

(Rules of The Gauntlet: The artists (In this case French industrialists SCHULTZ) is sent a butt ton of  questions ranging from standard to stupid  from which they must choose  at least  12 to answer and return them to us with a minimum of tear stains).  

Tell me why your music rules. Or why it sucks.

GUITARFOX: It rules because it rocks ! Dark electronics with metal guitars to give you spiritual thrills.

Franz: It rules cause we are the best band in the world! Oh shit Oasis always said that….

Which Muppet would you marry, which one would you wanna knife fight….

GUITARFOX: I would not marry Miss Piggy, she looks trouble. And I would not hire Animal in my band. I prefer watching them on YouTube, even I think Doctor Teeth and the Electric Mayhem are very good.

Franz: Same things FREEDOM FOR ANIMALS!

…..in a swamp and which one should be our global emperor? Why?

GUITARFOX: Dinoysus, the god of music and drunkenness of course!

Franz: Great choice, totally agree.

Tell me about your new album.  The writing, vibe, production/producers, etc.

GUITARFOX:A 12 tracks killer industrial metal album, composed, written, arranged, by Franz and me, recorded by Artsoundmix, and available since the 6th may on the American label BLC records.   

What are you working on right now?

GUITARFOX: Promoting our new album, why do you think we’re here right now ?

Franz: Stupid question, we are here to destroy the world with our music!

Why do you make your style of music? Why not polka? or Japanese
folk metal ? or..? symphonic butt harmonies?

GUITARFOX: Because we use to do what we like, and not what people would like us to do. Otherwise we would effectively do Japanese polka (sorry people !)

Franz: We do what we wants!

You don’t like it?

Fuck Off!

Show us your best interpretive dance about your favorite TV show.

GUITARFOX: Luc Moullet vs Popcorn (Ma première brasse, 1981)

Franz :No answer sorry….

Which voice in your head is the craziest?

GUITARFOX: The voice from the heart. The other one (the voice from the brain) corrects.

Franz: I have too much voices in my heads…..people will think  I m a psychopath…

Top 2 stupidest things you’ve ever done.

GUITARFOX:

  1. Mixing whisky and vodka
  2. My first cigarette when I was fifteen.

Franz:

  1. Thinking I can drink all alcohol I want in one nigh.
  2. Thinking making music is easy;

What’s the history of your band as told by your favorite fictional character?

GUITARFOX: Once upon a time in the French Riviera, there was an awesome industrial metal band named Schultz. They were fantastic… It was just before the end of humanity…

Franz: Oh it’s nice! I m ‘dreaming…

How often do you work on your music?

GUITARFOX: Most of the time it starts with a beer, and a beer, and a beer… When we’re full enough, ideas starts to sprout.

Franz: Just before to become too drunk, we try to makes music…

What is your philosophy?Motto?

GUITARFOX: As Lemmy of Motörhead said : “The answer to life’s mystery is simple and direct : Sex and death !”

Franz: We love you Lemmy!

What is an extravaganza? And why is having an extra vaganza so special?

GUITARFOX: Pissing and shitting on the public, but we would never do that. Even if they ask us for it

Franz: We are too modest to makes this kind of things….

Do you have names for your instruments? If so what are they?

GUITARFOX:I name my guitar the black one, because it is black. I also have the white one, the red one, but for Schultz I use the black one, because it fits better with the music.

Franz:My stuff have no name, the will stay unknown contributors  for all-time

What exactly is “Going apeshit?”

GUITARFOX: When the sound system breaks down on stage. Happily it never happened to us yet.

Franz: when you eat at catering and during the show your stomach cry…you begin to thinks it was not a so great idea to take two times burgers…but they  were so good…

And Game over 😉

What’s the stupidest thing you have ever heard someone say?

GUITARFOX: The earth is plate

Franz: What? She’s not plate?

Who are your influences?

GUITARFOX:The cosmic currents (and this is not the name of a band, I really mean it !)

Franz: Nobody can influence me!!!! No seriously, I have no real answer.

Have you named your bodily parts and what are they?

GUITARFOX:Right ball and left ball. Because we have some !

Franz: Nothings more to say.

Peace or freedom?  (You can’t have both.) Why?

GUITARFOX: Freedom because with that you can choose peace. The opposite is less sure.

Franz: Freedom too for the same reason.

Which band member are you positive is an extraterrestrial and what does their planet look like? Details!

GUITARFOX:Just listen to our new album and you will get the answer… And if you like it, buy it, and come to our gigs !

I think I will stop here, I’m done with your stupid questions.

Cheers !

Franz: Oh yes totally following GUITARFOX, we will stop here.

Listen our new album Shot Of Pain available here:

https://blcproductions.bandcamp.com/

 Buy it if you like it and wants to support us, and come to our gigs, it s always better in real.

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