(Rules of The Gauntlet: The artist (in this case, bassist Roxxi of Las Vegas band: The Savior Complex) is sent a butt ton of questions ranging from standard to stupid from which they must choose at least 12 to answer and return them to us with a minimum of tear stains).
Tell me why your music rules. Or why it sucks.
Roxxi: It swallows.
Which Muppet would you marry?
Roxxi: I’m into freaky shit mother fuckers, so it’s a ‘no vow’ zone for me. These muppets work for me. Clifford and I pimp hoes daily. Pepe the king prawn smokes meth and smells like rotten crotch daily and is crazy hairy. Drop acid with Sgt. Floyd Pepper.
Tell me about your new single or album. The writing, vibe, production/producers, etc.
Roxxi: I’m single.
What are you working on right now?
Roxxi: These fucking questions.
Why do you make your style of music?
Roxxi: Because Mikey likes it. He’ll eat anything.
Which voice in your head is the craziest?
Roxxi: I evicted that mind set long ago.
Top 2 stupidest things you’ve ever done.
Roxxi: First: Wasted days and wasted nights… Freddy Fender sing it to me! And second: O.P.P—-Bled out for other people’s projects.
How often do you work on your music?
Roxxi: Now that I quit my job, I’m able to awake and asleep.
What is your philosophy? Motto?
Roxxi: “A drunken man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.”
Which band member are you positive is an extraterrestrial and what does their planet look like? Details!
Roxxi: Extra testical? Uranus.
What legendary musicians would you like to play badminton with?
Roxxi: Tiddelywinks… They only play Tiddelywinks.
What was the last song you listened to before this interview?
Roxxi: Ice T’s “L.G.B.N.A.F.T.” Translation: “Let’s Get Butt Naked And Fuck Tonight.”
Why should people experience your music?
Roxxi: It’s bareknuckle, badass, heavy duty, liberating with no signs of slowing down rock n roll.
Discuss: If you could accomplish one thing in a music career what would it be? When you achieve that will you quit?
Roxxi: Not to get married. The only reason anyone quits music is the wrong man or woman in their life.
Top five favorite albums?
Kiss: Dynasty 1979
Kiss: Destroyer 1976
Kiss: Dressed to Kill 1975
Kiss: Love Gun 1977
Kiss: Rock & Roll Over 1976
What are some of the unwritten rules of tours?
Roxxi: Do not bring your husband, or handlers, or a brainwashed new you onto the bus the morning of tour saying “surprise” to your band as you all load on uninvited. You will get your ass kicked and the hot bass player will quit after she destroys the bus after the first show in Las Vegas. Do not make me sing SISTER CHRISTIAN unless it’s Sunday. True story.
If you had a time machine what would you do with it?
Roxxi: Put Hydraulics and Daytons on it, fill it with ice cream, and sell it to Big Worm.
What are your detailed thoughts on yodeling?
Roxxi: Gangster Hillbilly Gang!
Name two people cooler than Evel Kneivel. Why?
Roxxi: Eartha Kitt and the guy who invented the Slap Chop. Nothing is cooler than wanting to be evil loaded with passive income.
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