(Rules of The Gauntlet: The artist (Like in this case the Alternative Hardcore Monsters TURNCOAT) is sent a butt ton of questions ranging from standard to stupid from which they must choose at least 12 to answer and return them to us with a minimum of tear stains.)
Tell me why your music rules. Or why it sucks.
Our music rules because it sucks. But it sucks so bad because it kind of rules ya know?
Tell me about your new album. The writing, vibe, production/producers, etc.
Matt Dalton at 37 Studios really helped out with more than just production he helped vocal coach alot and really helped us thin the bullshit
What are you working on right now?
Right now we’re just pushing our upcoming ep and booking tours for all this year as well as trying to go out of the country next year.
Why do you make your style of music? Why not polka? or Japanese symphonic folk metal? or..?
We landed on hardcore by throwing an arrow at a dart board. It was between that and country western. Maybe we will have better luck next time.
Which voice in your head is the craziest?
The real question is which voice should I let answer this?
Peace or freedom? (You can’t have both.)Why?
Well freedom isn’t free it cost folks like you and me. And as far as peace goes if we don’t all chip in our buck or 5 who will?
Which band member are you positive is an extraterrestrial and what does their planet look like? Details!
Nick has to be from another planet. Big it looks like a big black board surrounded by light and it’s shaking with light energy yeah when you break through the atmosphere the entire thing is Pink all the trees are made of cotton candy it smells like pickles with a slight hint of mother’s milk the local inhabitants only speak with the word Steve.
How long could you live without money?
Have you ever been on tour? A long time hahah
What legendary musicians would you like to play badminton with?
Stevie Wonder. I’d win everytime
What was the last song you listened to before this interview?
“We Don’t Have To Take Our Clothes Off” by Jermaine Stewart.
When was the last time you figuratively put your foot in your mouth? (or literal if you can do so.) Details please.
When we talk and interact with the crowd would like to bullshit around and say stupid shit one time in Chicago, Jimmy thought it would be a smart idea to talk shit about the Blackhawks needless to say Chicago takes their hockey super serious and almost the entire show lockdown I’m surprised that we are all star and then our van was it flipped over on its god damn side
What’s the most embarrassing band you listen to?
Any tours planned?
We’re on the road with Grim State right now and have something big coming up later this year
Why should people experience your music?
Because it’s something new something fresh but at the same time it’s an old school mix of hardcore meets new school so check us out to see how bad we suxk
Stella or Guinness? Why?
Fuxk em.both it’s all about yingluing
What musicians should quit forever and never be seen or heard from again?
Nickleback or Lars Ulrich
What would you like to say to your fans?
Wait..we have fans?
Worst thing ever eaten?
Anything at any coney island ever
If you had a time machine what would you do with it?
I’d go back in time and be Metallica before metallica.chaching
If you won a chance to kiss Miley Cyrus or Justin Bieber how would you escape to the space station?
I’d have mind control and make them both kiss each other . Their shitty robot heads would explode. I now own a space station. Wanna chill?
Wheelie or endo?
How bout we just get on skateboards like a grown up
Name two people cooler than Evel Kneivel. Why?
The Undertaker and Goku. Dudes, is this even something I need to explain?