(Rules of The Gauntlet: The artists (In this case Electronic Music Producer and Fred Durst-phile Warden, whose particularly messed up video with vocalist Sisterwife, “Carpe The DM’s,” can be pondered as you read) is sent a butt ton of questions ranging from standard to stupid from which they must choose at least 12 to answer and return them to us with a minimum of tear stains.)
Tell me why your music rules. Or why it sucks.
It rules because you won’t hear shit like this any where else. You ask for Warden, you get Warden. No one else can give you what I give you.
How often do you work on your music?
Every fuckin day.
What is your philosophy? Motto?
What exactly is “Going apeshit?”
Doing 3 shots of tequila in a row and reciting the Gettysburg Address.
Who are your influences?
Have you named your bodily parts and what are they?
My right ball is Fred and my left ball is Durst.
How long could you live without money?
I’m doing a good job right now so probably forever.
What was the last song you listened to before this interview?
“Nookie” by Limp Bizkit.
What’s the most embarrassing band you listen to?
No such thing. But Limp Bizkit is the best band of all time.
Describe your face.
Like a beautiful young George Clooney with Skrillex glasses.
Stella or Guinness? Why?
Stella because I hate that milkshake shit. Unless it’s in a black and tan.
What musicians should quit forever and never be seen or heard from again?
I’ll tell you what musician should come back and crush it even more. Fred mother fucking Durst. Limp Bizkit is the best band of all time.
What would you like to say to your fans?
I hope you die happy.
Where do your song names come from?
Weird shit I hear or read while watching TV shows, movies and reading.
There’s a good chance you will look back and be embarrassed by your current hairstyle. Discuss.
Fuck that I’m owning this shit. If I lose my hair I’ll be more embarrassed
If you could accomplish one thing in a music career what would it be? When you achieve that will you quit?
I really wanna work on a live electronic show. I’ll quit when I’m dead/my hands don’t work. Also collaborating with Fred Durst.
What are your thoughts on the music in general?
Limp Bizkit was probably the best band of all time.
Worst thing ever eaten?
Your mother’s vagina. Just kidding. She is a nice and gentle lover and I respect her very much. Fred dry
What do you geek out to besides your music? Please geek out on your geekiness.
Comic Books!!! Currently reading Saga, East of West, Descender and Tokyo Ghost. They are so fucking cool. They need to be TV shows asap. Get on it HBO.
If you won a chance to kiss Miley Cyrus or Justin Bieber how would you escape to the space station?
I’d bring them both with me on the space station and we’d start the best project of all time. Also Fred Durst would be there and all 4 of us will make a new Limp Bizkit album that basically just a different version of Significant Other.